| Samantha Boatman | |
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Vital statistics
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| Position | Unemployed |
| Age | 18 |
| Status | Living |
| Nationality | Pedian |
| Residence | Dunian |
| Personality | Lovesick, depressed, sensitive |
| Voice actor | Unknown |
| Theme tune | Unknown |
Physical attributes
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| Height | 169 cm |
| Weight | 105 kg |
Samantha Boatman (born January 19th 1999) is an unemployed woman who graduated from Peeside High School. She is known for being lovesick, and is looking for friends. Her only friend is the also lonely Rachel Hopkins. She is also known for being obese; she regularly visits both Fat Mart Colham and Fat Mart Genesiscide, and sometimes has dinner at Whoopie-Whoppie. She is looking to get an Ultimate Mobility Scooter in the near future.
Harry Smith and David Marshall pick on Samamtha for being lonely, and Mae MacDonald bullies her for not having a boyfriend, causing her to start crying. Her mother Jenna Boatman died of a heart attack in 2004, making her feel even more lonely and her father Nathan Boatman plans to send her to boarding school; she hopes to be adopted at Genesiscide Foster Care rather than go through this. She is not at all attractive and is the only girl in her class to be truly deemed ugly, leading to her being placed at the bottom spot (number 5) in the Boys' Hot? Average? Ugly? Scale. She is additionally notorious for not being very smart, as well as having extremely low mathematical and physical abilities. Despite this, she is rather well behaved at school due to often being quiet during class time.
In July 2017, Samantha was seen walking around in Colham Park wearing only a miniskirt and a sports bra with "WANT MAN!" written on it as a result of her lovesickness. An anonymous person discretely took a photo of this and later uploaded it to 4sama; many people on it are laughing hard at it. The community also found out her name and Headbook profile, resulting in her becoming a lolcow.
Report card[]
- Behaviour - B
- Maths - F
- PE - F
- Smartness - D
Overall grade - D