Keeley Hughes
The chase
Keeley chasing Joshua Turner
Vital statistics
Position  Peeside High School student
Age  16
Status  Living
Nationality Pedian
Residence Dunian
Personality Unknown
Voice actor Unknown
Theme tune Unknown
Physical attributes
Height  158 cm
Weight  74 kg

Keeley Hughes (born December 8th 2000) is a fifth year student who attends Peeside High School as a member of the Farthead house. She is an overweight girl who dresses in revealing outfits despite her size; she thinks being fat is cool, and her cupboards are loaded with food from Fat Mart. She is also a conformist who is constantly caught up with pop music and social media fads, and her overall intelligence, mathematical and physical abilities are also very low. Her behaviour at school is poor. Keeley notably wears so much makeup that Anthony Amsden constantly nags her to join the circus, and she has been spotted wearing sleeveless shirts and miniskirts in the winter. Her favourite singer is All-About-That-Fat.

She also created a popularity scale of all the male students in her class. The other girls also contribute to it. The popularity scale has also inspired many other classes to make similar scales.

Keeley's best friend is the lesbian Stacey Miller, who is attracted to her although nobody has noticed this yet. She additionally had an unhealthily large crush on Joshua Turner, but since he was blinded in the episode Harry Smith and the Solar Eclipse she moved on to Isaac Hockridge. She once grabbed Isaac's Eyephone and used it to take a selfie which she then saved as his wallpaper, much to his disgust. She is unappealing in terms of her actual physical attractiveness; she is ranked at the lowest position (number 7) in the current Boys Popularity Scale. She photoshops and adds filters to the many selfies she posts to Instant-Gammon, leading people to have a crush on her until they see her in real life.

School exams

Keeley is taking Mathematics, English, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, Art and Performing Arts for her PQA school leavers' exams. She is predicted the following grades:

  • Art - F
  • Biology - F
  • Chemistry - F
  • English - F
  • Mathematics - F
  • Performing Arts - F
  • Physical Education - F
  • Physics - F

Overall grade - F


  • Keeley and Luke Brittan were both born on December 8th, although not in the same year.